Because to ponder is to be a ponderer unless you ponder being a ponderer which makes you a pondering ponderer or pondererness (or something like that)


What do you call a scared chicken?

If you made a hamburger out of ham, what would you call it?
A turkey burger is made with turkey, a black bean burger is made with black beans but a hamburger is already made with beef! WHAT GIVES!?!?!?!?!?

Do fish know more than one stroke?


If being green on the inside doesn't count, why are you drinking a green beer right now?



Do left handed people enjoy Nascar more than right handed people?


What do people who sleep naked wear to a pajama party?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?!?!?!??!
I Wonder